We don’t throw up the phrase “rotten indifference” often, but when we do, it’s most likely a reference to a cat. Anyone who has been in contact with a domestic cat of any breed knows why they have such a reputation as soulless manipulators: The faceless serenity of a serial killer, usually while doing something chilling like intentionally pushing precious statues off a shelf or trying to kill your other pets. The internet is full of Video compilation It shows bad cat behavior, but we hardly need proof. The primary defining characteristic of your domestic cat is a reclusive disdain.
Another reason we’re willing to believe our cats are mentally disturbed? They don’t have a lot of facial muscles. That blank stare you get from a cat isn’t because they’re getting ready to go to Patrick Bateman—it’s because they communicate in other ways, using their tails, ears, and other body language.
But just because your cat is such a deep ocean of secrets doesn’t mean it doesn’t plan to kill you in your sleep and embezzle money from your bank accounts for the purpose of buying sardines and felt mice. As it turns out, Science has investigated cats and concluded that yes, they are psychopaths.
Not only do cats display common traits associated with psychopathy (selfishness, cruelty, and “cruel use of others,” which is a very accurate phrase when describing cats, it’s actually kind of scary), but these behaviors are probably the result of evolution. The study involved creating a scientific standard for testing psychological behavior in cats, then asking several hundred cat owners a series of questions. The answers gave a very clear picture of a common household pet that we probably shouldn’t have in our homes – obviously letting a cat into your home is on the same level as inviting some vampires for cocktails.
The scientists who conducted the study hypothesized that psychopathy behaviors in ancient cats likely gave them better access to resources such as food, water, and human warmth. These personality traits made ancient cats better suited to a solitary lifestyle, an evolutionary trend that has now backfired because we regularly pick up cats and lock them up in our homes, and then get angry when they don’t just sit around to be adorable 24 hours a day.
How do you deal with your cat’s behavior?
If psychopathy is the hallmark of cats, it is likely that the hallmark of humanity is friendly stupidity, because we are creatures notorious for doing things that harm us. That includes letting these little psychics into our homes, where we let them do things like stare at us while we sleep, scratch our valuables to hell, and get into furry scraps with each other looking like something out of a horror movie. So, since we can safely assume that no one reading about this study would do the reasonable thing and expel their cats (I have five cats, and even if I did find bomb-making materials hidden in one of their hiding places, I still wouldn’t. Expel them, probably because I am) enslaved by a parasitic infection), how can you effectively deal with some of their most disturbing (and sometimes legitimately dangerous) behaviors?
First, do a wellness check. Many negative behaviors cats engage in stem from physical or mental distress. If your cat suddenly squirms a lot, becomes very destructive, or goes to the bathroom outside the litter box, start with a visit to the vet to rule out illness. You may also consider a Behavior Vet (also known as a Cat Therapist) to determine if they are experiencing stress or other triggers, which are leading to the unwanted behavior.
Second, contrary to your popular belief Your cat can definitely be trained. The independent spirit and uncooperative nature of cats has been greatly amplified – by using a combination of soft deterrents (like noise or a water bottle) and rewards, you can shape your cat’s behavior to be insanely less aggressive. But while it is worth the effort, it does take time. In the meantime, here are some specific strategies for dealing with feline psychopathic behaviors.
Cats have a strange urge to snake between your legs while you are trying to walk, the more fluids and objects you carry, Looks like they’re working hard for your trip. This can be very dangerous, especially if you are walking up or down stairs while they are doing this. Several ways to survive:
- access control: Pet/kid gates that limit your cat’s access (eg, to the tray) and thus limit the chances of an attempted murder.
- bell them: Like any aspiring killer, stealth is your cat’s best friend. Frustrate their plans with an old-school bell and collar so you’ll at least be alerted when the monster is on the move.
Psychopathic cats aren’t just a threat to you – they can be a real threat to your other pets, including other cats. To minimize trips to the vet after blood clippings, make sure all of your pets have designated designated areas, and manage resources such as food carefully. You might think that giving each cat in your house their own food plate would reduce fighting, but this can lead to aggressive cats regularly invading more areas of shy animals in order to raid their food, so limiting meal times can reduce animal violence Pets with pets.
Cats have sharp claws, and their brains are the size of a walnut, so cat owners usually succumb to bloody scratches that they wear as badges of honor. But an aggressive cat can be dangerous, as scratching your eyes or other sensitive areas can cause real harm. some advices:
- Stop them when they are young: Pussy claws are small and harmless, so we often encourage annoying behaviors because we find their little tantrums adorable. Resisting this urgency and discouraging scratching as soon as possible will save you future ER trips.
- Look for stimuli. Despite the listing “cats psychic”, aggressive behavior is usually triggered in cats – although the triggers don’t always make sense to us. Fondling them for a long time or encouraging rough play can lead to an attack. If you notice and identify the trigger, you can work to avoid it.
- Try pheromones. Pheromone-based products can sometimes work; Commonly available in a form similar to air fresheners that you plug into a wall outlet, these devices release soothing pheromones into the air, which can reduce your cat’s stress and the resulting urge to scratch your eyes.
- Game redirects. Cats love to scratch things. If your cat loves to scratch You areTry giving them an alternative when that happens – a large stuffed toy of some sort that’s perfect for a cat to exercise its aggression.
‘Singing’ is a fancy word meaning ‘to wake you six times in the night with a diabolical screaming’. Although not immediately dangerous, ruining your sleep will definitely have a negative impact on your health in the long run. Some of the ways to deal with this behavior include
- Give them more attention. Cats who rock at night are often bored, and since they are psychopaths, they see nothing wrong with waking you up for some entertainment. Giving a young psychopath some playtime right before going to bed can stress him out and satisfy the nightly urge to play.
- remaining stoicism. Whatever you do, don’t reward your cat for vocalizing it by getting up and giving it what it wants – food, pets, your banking app passwords. This will calm them down for now, but it will also teach them that the behavior Works.
- Give them soft deterrents. A cat should never be physically punished (again: they have brains the size of a walnut and often don’t know what they’re doing), but negative outcomes can shape their behavior. Eventually sprinkling a talking cat with some water will teach them not to.
Cats can be foolish, indisputable. But since then Four percent of people are sociopaths And we don’t freak out about it, we have to be able to handle some level of psychopathic behavior in our feline friends. Instead, start watching your cat’s care and feeding as a series of tributes to a terrifying demon and watch every day you don’t wake up dead as a gift.